assbuts-in-221b:

strictly-moose:

YO, I’LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT, WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT,  SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT, I’LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT, WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT, SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT,I WANNA, I WANNA, I WANNA, I WANNA, I WANNA REALLY REALLY REALLY WANNA  future, friends, stable job with decent income, a loving family, financial security, and a sense of safety 

I WANNA REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, WANNA ZIGAZIG AH

(via carry-on-my-consulting-tardis)

zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

(via meganmarie529)

dizziest-daisy:

is anyONE ELSE JUST SO EXCITED FOR PUMPKINS AND HOT CHOCOLATE AND HaLLOwEEEEN AND SPOOKY MOVIES AND FAIRS AND KNEE SOCKS AND PUMPKIN LATTES AND BIG BLANKETS AND COZY CUDDLY SWEATERS AND PRETTY LEAVES AND i just started crYING

(via pagingdoctormccoy)